• Questions and more questions. The white paper after some digestion… or lack thereof.

    The government’s latest schools and SEND white paper arrives wrapped in reassuring language: inclusion, consistency, earlier intervention, joined-up services. On the surface, it reads like a long-overdue acknowledgement that the current system is creaking under pressure.

    But scratch a little deeper and a more uncomfortable question starts to form:

    How, exactly, is this meant to work in the real world?

    As a secondary teacher working in a disadvantaged area — and as a parent of a young autistic child — I want this white paper to succeed. I want to believe the rhetoric. But right now, there is a widening gap between policy ambition and operational reality.

    Below are the questions I will be taking into the SEND consultation. They aren’t ideological. They’re practical. And they’re coming from the frontline.

    1. Where are the professionals coming from?

    The white paper leans heavily on the idea of earlier identification and better specialist input.

    So the obvious question is:

    Where are all the educational psychologists, SEND-trained professionals, speech and language therapists, and mental health specialists coming from?

    We are already facing:

    Severe shortages National recruitment crises Burnout and attrition across these professions

    You can’t scale early intervention without people. And you can’t magic up a workforce that doesn’t currently exist.

    What is the concrete workforce plan — not the aspiration?

    2. Waiting lists are already excruciating — how will this improve?

    Families are currently waiting:

    Months (often years) for assessments Even longer for EHCPs Longer still for meaningful provision

    If demand increases — which early identification will do — then what mechanism prevents waiting lists from getting worse, not better?

    Without radical capacity expansion, earlier identification risks simply moving the bottleneck further upstream.

    3. How will estate budgets stretch to deliver real inclusion?

    “Inclusion bases” sound promising on paper. In practice, they require:

    Space Specialist design Sensory-aware environments Staffing ratios that exceed mainstream norms

    Most school buildings are already:

    Over capacity Under-maintained Funded at survival level

    How will existing estate budgets stretch to deliver true, robust inclusion — rather than token provision with a new label?

    4. SENDCO workload: who is doing the extra work?

    SENDCOs are already:

    Teaching Managing EHCPs Liaising with parents, local authorities, external agencies Writing and reviewing plans Training staff

    The white paper adds more:

    Earlier intervention systems New accountability expectations More documentation Faster turnaround

    Where is the time coming from?

    And where is the funding to release SENDCOs to actually do this work well?

    5. What about the teachers we are haemorrhaging?

    Inclusion doesn’t happen in documents.

    It happens in classrooms — led by teachers.

    But we are:

    Losing experienced staff Struggling to recruit replacements Increasing class sizes Increasing behavioural and SEND complexity

    How does inclusion improve when the workforce delivering it is shrinking, exhausted, and increasingly inexperienced?

    This feels like a foundational contradiction.

    6. Funding leakage through MAT structures

    There is an uncomfortable reality we rarely say out loud.

    As more schools are required to operate within MATs:

    Funding filters upwards Centralised leadership structures expand Executive salaries increase Frontline budgets shrink

    How can we be confident SEND funding will reach pupils when structural incentives pull money away from classrooms?

    It’s not a moral argument. It’s a mathematical one.

    7. If everyone must be in a MAT, doesn’t this problem get worse?

    If MAT membership becomes unavoidable, then:

    Local flexibility reduces School-level autonomy over SEND provision narrows Funding decisions move further from pupils

    What safeguards exist to ensure inclusion funding doesn’t become another centrally absorbed cost?

    8. Behaviour: the question the white paper tiptoes around

    Inclusion and behaviour are inseparable — yet policy often treats them as separate conversations.

    Classrooms are increasingly managing:

    High-level unmet need Trauma Dysregulation Aggression

    How will behaviour be addressed systemically — not punitively — in an inclusion-heavy model?

    Because without serious behavioural support structures, inclusion risks becoming unsustainable for staff and pupils alike.

    9. Will funding be fast when schools act fast?

    The white paper talks about:

    Rapid identification Early intervention Swift support plans

    But schools already know what happens next:

    Delays Bureaucracy Funding lag

    Will there be genuinely rapid funding when schools quickly identify need and implement an Individual Support Plan?

    Or will schools be expected to absorb costs while waiting — again?

    10. What is the new EHCP route?

    EHCPs remain the elephant in the room.

    Key unanswered questions:

    What is the revised process? What are the timescales? What thresholds apply? What rights do families retain if provision fails?

    Clarity here is essential — not optional.

    11. What is a “complex” need?

    The white paper increasingly references:

    “Complex needs” “Predictable needs” “Lower-level needs”

    But these terms are doing a lot of heavy lifting.

    Who defines them?

    Where are the boundaries?

    What happens to children who sit uncomfortably between categories?

    Vagueness here risks inconsistency — the very thing this reform claims to fix.

    12. And finally… how is this paid for?

    The UK has experienced close to zero year-on-year economic growth for almost a decade.

    So the final question is unavoidable:

    How will this be funded properly — without borrowing, cuts elsewhere, or another quiet policy U-turn in three years’ time?

    Because SEND reform that isn’t sustainably funded isn’t reform.

    It’s delay.

    Final thought

    I want to believe in this white paper.

    I want it to improve lives — for pupils, families, and schools.

    But belief isn’t enough.

    Clarity, workforce planning, funding realism, and frontline trust will determine whether this is genuine reform — or another well-written document that collapses under the weight of reality.

    The consultation matters.

    And these questions need answering.

  • Every Child Achieving and Thriving – Vision, Reality, and the Gap Between the Two

    Today, the Department for Education published its flagship education White Paper: Every Child Achieving and Thriving. It sets out an ambitious vision for the future of education in England — one that promises inclusion, belonging, enrichment, and opportunity for all children, particularly those who have historically been failed by the system.

    On paper, it is hopeful. In places, it sort of makes sense.

    But for those of us working daily in schools — especially in disadvantaged communities — and for parents navigating SEND provision firsthand, the question isn’t what does it say?

    It’s what does it really mean, and how will it actually be delivered?

    This article aims to do two things:

    Clearly explain what the White Paper proposes, without spin Reflect honestly on the concerns many educators and families are already feeling

    The headline vision

    At its core, the White Paper argues that education policy over the last decade became too narrow, too fragmented, and too disconnected from children’s real lives.

    It proposes three major “shifts”:

    From narrow to broad – moving away from a purely exam-driven experience towards a curriculum that values enrichment, creativity, oracy, sport, culture, and wellbeing. From sidelined to included – particularly for children with SEND, disadvantaged pupils, and groups who consistently underachieve. From withdrawn to engaged – rebuilding trust with families and tackling attendance, behaviour, and disengagement through stronger partnerships.

    The language is notable. This is not framed as a technical reform, but as a moral reset. Schools are described as “anchors in their communities”, and education is positioned as a shared responsibility between schools, families, health services, local authorities and government.

    In short: high standards and inclusion are no longer presented as competing priorities, but as “two sides of the same coin”.

    Curriculum and enrichment: a genuine shift in tone

    One of the strongest elements of the White Paper is its critique of how curriculum narrowing has affected engagement.

    It explicitly acknowledges that:

    Accountability measures constrained subject choice The EBacc limited access to arts and creative subjects Enrichment became a privilege rather than a right

    In response, it promises:

    A refreshed, knowledge-rich but broader national curriculum Reformed Progress 8 measures that recognise wider achievement A national enrichment entitlement so that music, arts, sport and culture are no longer optional extras

    For many teachers — particularly in creative subjects — this feels like overdue recognition. It reframes learning as something that builds belonging and identity, not just grades.

    However, the document is light on detail about how schools will be resourced to deliver this breadth, especially in settings already stretched to breaking point.

    SEND reform: inclusion as the default

    SEND is at the heart of the White Paper.

    The government is clear that:

    Too many children with SEND are being excluded from mainstream education Too many families are forced to “fight” for support Provision has become inconsistent and adversarial

    To address this, the White Paper proposes:

    Inclusive mainstream education as the default Earlier identification of needs Mandatory Individual Support Plans (ISPs) for children with SEND in mainstream settings Continued EHCPs, but focused on children with the most complex needs Nationally defined “Specialist Provision Packages” to reduce postcode lotteries

    There is also significant promised investment:

    SEND practitioners in early years family hubs Expanded access to speech and language therapists, educational psychologists and mental health teams Capital funding for inclusive spaces and specialist provision

    The intention is clear: reduce escalation, intervene earlier, and make support routine rather than exceptional.

    But intention and impact are not the same thing.

    Attendance, behaviour, and engagement

    The White Paper links poor attendance and behaviour directly to unmet need, disengagement, and lack of belonging — a welcome shift away from purely punitive narratives.

    It proposes:

    A new national pupil engagement framework Clearer expectations for home–school partnerships Expansion of breakfast clubs and mental health support Stronger multi-agency working to support vulnerable families

    Again, the diagnosis feels accurate. Schools do not operate in isolation, and attendance issues rarely exist without context.

    The risk, however, is familiar: schools being held accountable for problems rooted in poverty, health, housing, and social care — without those systems being sufficiently rebuilt alongside them.

    The concern beneath the vision

    This is where I want to be honest.

    While the White Paper is rhetorically ambitious, there is a growing unease among educators and families that this may also be a structural cost-saving exercise, carefully framed as reform.

    Moving more children into mainstream provision without EHCPs reduces legal obligations and long-term expenditure.

    Replacing statutory plans with ISPs shifts power away from families and towards systems that are already under strain.

    Raising expectations of inclusion without guaranteeing staffing, time, and expertise risks transferring responsibility without transferring resource.

    This is what makes many of us uneasy.

    When the document says “families should not have to fight”, but simultaneously narrows access to the strongest legal protections, it raises a difficult question:

    Are we being reassured — or are we being managed?

    That’s where the word gaslighting starts to creep in for some. Not because the intentions are malicious, but because the lived experience of schools and families often runs directly counter to the optimism of policy language.

    Where I land

    I want this White Paper to succeed. Genuinely.

    Much of what it describes aligns with what good schools already know:

    Children learn best when they feel safe and valued Inclusion improves outcomes for everyone Creativity, arts and enrichment are not luxuries Early support prevents later crisis

    But belief is not the same as trust.

    Trust will only come if:

    Funding matches expectations SEND rights are strengthened, not diluted Teachers are given time, training and staffing — not just responsibility Families see tangible change, not just new terminology

    Until then, many of us will read this document with cautious hope — and one eye firmly on what is not being said as loudly as what is.

    Because “every child achieving and thriving” is not a slogan.

    It’s a promise.

    And promises, especially to our most vulnerable children, need more than good intentions to keep them.

  • Thank You So Much for the 8 Weeks. Truly.

    A heartfelt, standing-ovation, slow-clap thank you to the
    Department for Education
    for the absolute generosity of eight whole weeks of full maternity pay.

    Eight.

    Weeks.

    I mean… wow.

    While the bright sparks in the civil service who signed that off enjoy 26 weeks at full pay.

    Twenty. Six.

    It’s comforting, really. Knowing that the people who decided teachers only need eight weeks to recover from pregnancy, childbirth, hormonal collapse, sleep deprivation and the sudden responsibility of keeping a small human alive… are themselves sitting comfortably on a policy that gives them over three times as long.

    Lovely stuff.


    From Royally Taking the Piss to Taking the Absolute Piss

    We were on FOUR weeks.

    Then it was increased.

    By 100%.

    Which sounds impressive until you realise that doubling dog sht still leaves you with… well… dog sht.

    Now it’s cat sh*t.

    Progress, technically.

    And yes — technically better.
    But still miles behind the civil service package.

    It’s like being told:

    “We’ve improved things for you!”
    while standing next to someone who’s been given three times as much.

    Cheers.


    A Profession Dominated by Women. Just Saying.

    Let’s not ignore the obvious.

    Teaching is a profession made up largely of women. Particularly in primary and early years. Secondary too, across many departments.

    So how exactly are we expecting teachers to:

    • Recover physically from birth
    • Navigate postnatal mental health
    • Breastfeed (if they choose to)
    • Survive night feeds
    • Adjust to a completely new identity
    • Then stroll back into a classroom of 30 teenagers on minimal sleep

    … after eight weeks of full pay?

    In one of the most emotionally taxing professions in the country?

    You want someone who is hormonally, physically and psychologically still in recovery to manage behaviour, safeguarding, emotional regulation, lesson planning, data drops, marking, parents’ evenings and Ofsted?

    Cool. Nice one.


    The Optics

    The optics are dreadful.

    It sends a very clear message:

    • Civil servants deserve 26 weeks.
    • Teachers? You’ll be fine. Off you pop. See you after half term.

    It’s hard not to feel like the profession is constantly told:

    “You are valued.”
    … right before being shown, again, that you’re not.

    And before anyone says:

    “Well, you knew the terms when you signed up.”

    Yes.
    We also knew funding was being cut.
    We knew behaviour systems were collapsing.
    We knew workload was unsustainable.

    That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t question it.


    What Are We Actually Expecting?

    We’re talking about people who:

    • Deliver a human.
    • Are stitched, swollen, sleep-deprived and leaking.
    • Haven’t figured out whether they’re crying from joy, exhaustion or hormonal freefall.
    • And are expected to re-enter a high-stakes, high-emotion workplace before they’ve even healed.

    All while the people who drafted the policy are still on month five of full pay.

    Lovely for them.
    Truly.


    It’s Not About “More Holidays”

    Let’s get ahead of the usual nonsense.

    This isn’t about:

    • “But teachers get holidays.”
    • “But you finish at 3.”
    • “But it’s a vocation.”

    This is about basic fairness.

    It’s about aligning policy with the reality of childbirth and recovery.

    It’s about retention in a profession haemorrhaging staff.

    It’s about not treating teachers as if their wellbeing is optional.


    Imagine the Message We Could Send Instead

    Imagine saying:

    “We understand this is a female-dominated workforce.”
    “We value families.”
    “We want you to return ready, not broken.”

    Imagine matching civil service provision.

    Wild idea, I know.


    In Summary

    Thank you, DfE.

    Thank you for taking us from royally taking the piss to taking the absolute piss.

    From dog sht to cat sht.

    Technically an upgrade.

    Still sh*t.


    Teachers are resilient. We always have been.

    But resilience isn’t infinite.
    And respect isn’t just something you say — it’s something you fund.

    Bad optics.
    Bad policy.
    Bad for retention.

    Do better.

  • 🎙️ New Podcast: Progressive Masculinity, Modern Manhood & The Messy Middle

    A Conversation with Mike from Progressive Masculinity

    There are some conversations that feel important.

    Not performative.
    Not algorithm-chasing.
    Not “this will clip well for Instagram.”

    Just important.

    This week on Detention Diaries, I sat down with Mike from Progressive Masculinity to talk about something that is quietly (and sometimes loudly) shaping our classrooms, staffrooms and homes:

    What does it actually mean to be a man in 2026?

    And more importantly…
    What does it mean to be a good one?


    The Problem We’re Not Talking About Properly

    In schools, we see it every day.

    • Boys disengaging.
    • Boys underachieving.
    • Boys lashing out.
    • Boys disappearing into screens.
    • Boys struggling to articulate emotion beyond “I’m fine.”

    At the same time, there’s a cultural tug-of-war happening:

    On one side:
    “Man up.”
    “Don’t cry.”
    “Be dominant.”

    On the other:
    “Masculinity is the problem.”
    “Men need to do better.”
    “Check your privilege.”

    And somewhere in the middle?

    Confused teenage lads trying to work out who they are.

    Mike’s work with Progressive Masculinity sits in that messy middle. Not anti-men. Not anti-women. Not culture-war nonsense.

    Just thoughtful, grounded conversations about how we raise boys and support men in a healthier way.


    What We Talked About

    This wasn’t a surface-level chat. We went deep.

    We covered:

    • Why so many boys feel lost right now
    • The rise of online “masculinity influencers”
    • What schools get right (and wrong) about behaviour and identity
    • Why shame doesn’t build character
    • The difference between strength and suppression
    • How we can model better masculinity as teachers and fathers

    We also talked about vulnerability.

    Because here’s the uncomfortable truth:

    You can’t ask boys to open up if the adult men around them never do.


    Masculinity in Schools – The Reality

    As a secondary teacher, I see the tension daily.

    We want resilience.
    But we don’t want aggression.
    We want confidence.
    But not arrogance.
    We want independence.
    But we panic when they fail.

    Mike articulated something powerful:

    Boys don’t need to be “fixed.”
    They need frameworks.

    Frameworks that allow:

    • Strength with empathy
    • Discipline with reflection
    • Ambition without ego
    • Leadership without domination

    That resonated massively with me — especially in the context of behaviour conversations happening nationally.

    We’re very quick to talk about sanctions.

    We’re slower to talk about identity.


    The Role of Fathers, Teachers & Male Role Models

    We also explored something that I think a lot of men don’t say out loud:

    Many of us are figuring this out in real time.

    There was no “Progressive Masculinity Handbook” handed to our dads.
    And there wasn’t one handed to us either.

    So what do we do?

    We model curiosity.
    We model accountability.
    We model emotional literacy.
    We admit when we get it wrong.

    And we keep talking.


    🎧 Listen to the Episode

    Below you can listen to the full conversation with Mike.

    Make it Make SENDs #5 : Music and Inclusivity – is it even possible? with Kate Campbell-Green Detention Diaries

    Music, Inclusion, and Empowerment with Kate Campbell GreenJoin us in this insightful episode as Kate Campbell Green shares her journey through music education, inclusion, and advocacy. We explore how music can be a powerful tool for social change, personal growth, and transforming educational spaces. Discover practical strategies to make music truly inclusive and inspiring at all levels.Timestamps:00:00 – Welcome and introduction to Kate Campbell Green's journey 02:23 – Setting the tone: Covid, new year, and purpose of the Make It Make Sense podcast 03:03 – Why understanding my autistic daughter enhances my work in education 04:00 – The broad role of music services in schools and misconceptions 05:38 – How music education addresses disengagement and fosters belonging 06:36 – The significance of authentic venues like Stoller Hall and Band on the Wall 09:02 – Early musical influences and pathways from DJing to education 10:33 – Growing up autistic and ADHD: challenges and the role of music as sanctuary 13:13 – The power of creative process and improvisation in music learning 16:04 – Deep dive into inclusive music education: frameworks and mental models 18:19 – The four Rs of inclusion: rapport, resilience, representation, reflection 22:21 – The culture of music departments as safe spaces 23:02 – Is education truly inclusive? Challenges and personal reflections 25:26 – Insights from Dr. Shelley Moore on inclusive practices worldwide 28:41 – The pitfalls of segregation versus genuine inclusion 31:23 – The physiological and neurological impact of music on neurodiverse learners 33:45 – How improvisation and creative frameworks foster belonging 36:43 – Building trust and relationships in disengaged learners 38:07 – The emotional weight and reward of nurturing young people through music 43:21 – The impact of engagement in real-world performance venues 48:39 – How Tameside Music Service creates opportunities for all young people 55:18 – The significance of spaces like Stoller Hall for young performers 62:37 – The role of PGCEI and professional development in advancing inclusive practice 66:35 – Practical tips for teachers: mindset, respect, and embracing complexity 68:37 – The leaky pipeline: strategies to support long-term musical journeys 75:44 – Envisioning the future: joined-up pathways and careers in music 76:54 – The need for holistic, continuous music learning from cradle to career 79:55 – Why creativity and improvisation are skills machines can't replicate 80:48 – Reflection: the people behind music education give us hope 81:16 – If policy makers listened: Just give us the money & trust educators 82:23 – Balancing life and work: personal anecdotes from Kate 86:31 – What's next: new projects, stewardship, and supporting local music ecosystemsSupport the showEnjoyed the episode? Then it’s time to join the class.👉 Head to http://www.detentiondiaries.comto read the blog, sign up for the newsletter, and join our online staffroom community.Because education doesn’t end at the classroom door — and neither does the conversation.Support the showEnjoyed the episode? Then it’s time to join the class. 👉 Head to http://www.detentiondiaries.com to read the blog, sign up for the newsletter, and join our online staffroom community. Because education doesn’t end at the classroom door — and neither does the conversation.
    1. Make it Make SENDs #5 : Music and Inclusivity – is it even possible? with Kate Campbell-Green
    2. Detention Diaries #5 – Redefining Masculinity: What does it really mean to be a man?
    3. Detention Diaries #4 What Teachers Really Need: Ross McGill on Workload, Wellbeing & the Future of Schools
    4. Make it Make SENDS #4 – Aiming for the Edges with Dr Shelley Moore. How inclusion REALLY works!
    5. Make it Make SENDs #3 – Talking About Talking: Jane Harris on Fixing the Speech and Language Crisis

    Why This Conversation Matters

    If you’re a teacher — this affects your classroom.

    If you’re a school leader — this affects your culture.

    If you’re a parent — this affects your home.

    And if you’re a man trying to do better than the generation before you…

    This one’s for you.


    💬 Final Reflection

    At one point in the conversation, we laughed about how awkward these conversations can feel.

    But awkward doesn’t mean unnecessary.

    If anything, awkward usually means important.

    Mike isn’t shouting.
    He’s not selling outrage.
    He’s not building a brand off division.

    He’s doing the quieter work.

    And sometimes that’s exactly what we need.


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    If this episode resonated with you:

    • ⭐ Leave a review wherever you listen
    • 🔔 Subscribe to the podcast
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    • 📲 Share this episode with a colleague, friend or fellow parent

    The more we talk about this stuff, the less power the extremes have.

    And if you’re enjoying these conversations — your support genuinely makes a difference.


    Thanks for listening.
    Thanks for thinking.
    And thanks for being part of the Detention Diaries community.

  • Behaviour Headlines: Everyone’s Fault, No One’s Solution

    Every few months (weeks? days?), behaviour is back in the headlines like it’s just been discovered.

    Breaking news: Children are difficult.

    Cue the hot takes.

    Cue the finger-pointing.

    Cue the urgency to “fix it now”.

    If I see one more headline that starts with “Schools must…” or “Parents should…” I’m going to laminate my face and bang it against the staffroom table.

    Because here’s the uncomfortable truth:

    This didn’t break overnight.

    It’s been leaking for years.

    And instead of fixing the leak, we just kept handing out bigger buckets.

    The Great Vanishing Act

    Let’s do a quick roll call of all the things that used to catch kids before they hit crisis point:

    Youth clubs Sure Start Early intervention teams CAMHS that responded before a child was old enough to vote SEND support that didn’t involve a 14-month wait and a nervous breakdown

    Gone.

    Backlogged.

    Rebranded.

    Or quietly dissolved while everyone pretended nothing would happen.

    So now school is expected to be:

    Educator Social worker Therapist Parent Behaviour specialist Mental health service Life coach Crisis response unit

    All while being told to “do more with less”, which is management-speak for “good luck, mate”.

    Yes, Discipline Starts at Home…

    …but so does everything else.

    Of course parenting matters. Of course boundaries matter. Of course routines matter.

    But let’s not pretend we’re living in some golden age of calm, well-rested, emotionally regulated adults modelling perfect behaviour.

    We’re all knackered.

    We’re all skint.

    We’re all addicted to our screens while telling kids to get off theirs.

    We’re all terrified of short-term discomfort.

    Because short-term discomfort feels bad.

    Long-term consequences feel… theoretical.

    So it’s easier to say:

    “Just let them have the iPad” “I can’t deal with this tonight” “They’ll grow out of it” “School will sort it”

    (Plot twist: school did not sort it.)

    Screens, Status and Silent Pressure

    Kids today aren’t just navigating adolescence.

    They’re navigating:

    Constant comparison Unrealistic standards Algorithms designed to keep them hooked A world where looking successful matters more than being stable

    And in communities like mine, there’s something even heavier:

    A real lack of visible ambition.

    Not because kids don’t care.

    But because they look around and think:

    “What’s the point?”

    They see adults working themselves into the ground for not much back.

    They see prices rising faster than wages.

    They see robots, AI and algorithms doing jobs better than humans.

    Why graft for exams when:

    AI writes the essay Robots take the job Mum and Dad are still struggling anyway

    Honestly… from their perspective?

    It’s not even irrational.

    The Parent–Teacher Punch-Up Nobody Wins

    And now comes my favourite bit:

    The media poking the hornet’s nest.

    “Is it lazy parenting?”

    “Have parents lost control?”

    “Teachers say behaviour is out of hand.”

    This is the moment where everyone is invited to fight.

    Teachers are nudged to say:

    “Yes, parents are the problem.”

    Parents are nudged to respond with:

    “School traumatised me and you’re useless.”

    Students sit back with popcorn watching the adults implode.

    Meanwhile, nothing improves.

    Because while we’re arguing about who’s to blame, the system keeps failing the same kids.

    Again.

    And again.

    And again.

    The Bit That Actually Scares Me

    What scares me isn’t poor behaviour.

    Kids have always pushed boundaries.

    What scares me is:

    How normalised chaos has become How numb everyone feels How quickly we jump to punishment instead of prevention How isolated parents and teachers both feel

    We’re tired.

    We’re defensive.

    We’re all being asked to carry more than we were built to hold.

    And instead of fixing the foundations, we’re arguing about wallpaper.

    So… What Now?

    I don’t have a neat solution.

    Anyone who says they do is selling something.

    But I do know this:

    This isn’t a “school problem” It isn’t a “parent problem” It isn’t a “kid problem”

    It’s a society problem that’s been ignored for so long we’re shocked it’s finally boiling over.

    If we keep shouting across the divide, everyone loses.

    Especially the kids who already feel like the system gave up on them.

    And that?

    That’s the scariest bit of all.

    Scary shit, honestly

  • Can We Just… Support the Schools Please?

    There was a time when the phrase
    “You’ll hear about this when you get home”
    struck fear into the heart of a child.

    Now it’s more like:
    “My mum will email SLT.”

    And honestly? That might be the single most impressive behavioural U-turn in British history.

    Ask Not What Your School Can Do for You…

    …but what you can do for your school.

    Yes, I’ve gone full JFK. Strap in.

    Because schools are currently expected to:

    • Raise your child
    • Educate your child
    • Regulate your child’s emotions
    • Undo the damage caused by TikTok, YouTube, WhatsApp, Fortnite, Instagram and whatever fresh hell has dropped this week
    • Provide therapy
    • Teach morals
    • Provide structure
    • Offer unlimited grace
    • Never shout
    • Never sanction
    • Never exclude
    • Never offend
    • Never inconvenience

    All while being told they are failing your child if the school dares to say:

    “Actually… no. That behaviour isn’t acceptable.”

    Meanwhile, Back in Reality…

    I have recently spoken to teachers who:

    • Have been assaulted by pupils
    • Feel physically unsafe at work
    • Are on edge daily
    • Are considering leaving the profession not because of workload — but because of fear

    Let that sink in.

    Not stress.
    Not marking.
    Not Ofsted.

    Fear.

    And this is no longer rare. It’s becoming disturbingly normal.

    When Did This Become OK?

    At what point did society collectively decide:

    • Spitting at staff is a communication issue
    • Throwing furniture is a regulation difficulty
    • Swearing at adults is self-expression
    • Violence is a failure of the school to build relationships

    Public services are feeling this everywhere:

    • NHS staff assaulted
    • Retail workers abused
    • Police officers undermined
    • Teachers… gaslit

    And education has somehow become the place where everything is negotiable — except the wellbeing of the people actually doing the job.

    The Parent Entitlement Olympics 🏅

    Somewhere along the way, support turned into surveillance.

    We now live in a world where:

    • Every sanction is interrogated like a murder trial
    • Every detention requires a written defence
    • Every behaviour conversation ends with
      “That’s not what he’s like at home.”

    Congratulations.
    He’s not at home.

    Schools are not customer service centres.
    Teachers are not punchbags.
    Education is not Amazon Prime.

    Let’s Be Clear (Before Someone Emails Me)

    This is not anti-parent.
    This is not anti-child.
    This is not anti-SEND.
    This is not “bring back the cane” (calm down, Daily Mail).

    This is pro-common sense.

    Children need:

    • Boundaries
    • Consistency
    • Adults who are backed
    • Consequences that mean something

    And teachers need:

    • Support
    • Trust
    • Safety
    • The right to say no without being crucified

    What Can Parents Actually Do?

    Glad you asked.

    • Believe schools aren’t out to get your child
    • Reinforce boundaries at home
    • Back sanctions even when it’s uncomfortable
    • Model respect for authority
    • Stop excusing behaviour that would get you arrested at Tesco

    And maybe — just maybe — ask your child:

    “What you could have done differently?”

    Wild concept. Revolutionary.

    Final Thought (Before I Get Reported)

    Schools cannot fix society alone.

    If schools collapse, everything else follows.
    If teachers leave, nobody wins.
    If fear becomes normalised, we’ve already lost.

    So yes — please, can we just support the schools?

    Because the alternative is unthinkable.

    And frankly…
    we’re closer to it than anyone seems willing to admit.

    Or, maybe We Just Fund Self-Defence Classes for Teachers?

    At this point, can we stop pretending and just be honest?

    Forget CPD on “Effective Use of Questioning in Mixed Ability Groups”
    what teachers actually need is:

    • Level 1: Dodging Chairs (KS3 Edition)
    • Level 2: De-escalation or Judo Roll? You Decide
    • Level 3: Blocking a Vape While Calling SLT

    INSET Day Agenda:

    • 9:00–10:30 → Safeguarding Update
    • 10:30–10:45 → Biscuits
    • 10:45–12:00 → Krav Maga (Behaviour Hotspots Focus)

    We could rebrand it:

    “Trauma-Informed Tactical Awareness (with Light Stretching)”

    Fully funded, obviously.
    Because if we can find money for:

    • Laminated posters
    • Consultancy packages
    • Six different behaviour tracking systems
    • A visiting speaker who once taught for 18 months in 2004

    Surely we can stretch to:

    • Basic self-defence
    • Protective gloves
    • A panic button that actually works

    Maybe throw in a school-branded mouthguard:

    “Excellence Through Resilience™”

    Satire Aside (Unfortunately)

    The joke lands because it’s too close to the truth.

    Teachers should not need:

    • Defensive stances
    • Escape techniques
    • Incident logs that read like crime reports

    Yet here we are — laughing about it, because if we don’t, we’ll scream.

  • New Podcast : From Teacher to Thought-Leader: A Conversation with Ross McGill

    Every so often, you get to sit down with someone who doesn’t just talk about education — they’ve lived it, questioned it, survived it, and then tried to make it better for everyone else.

    This week on Detention Diaries, I had the pleasure of speaking with Ross McGill, the founder of Teacher Toolkit — a platform most teachers will have stumbled across at some point during a late-night Google spiral that started with “how do I survive teaching?” and ended with “ah… it’s not just me then.”

    Why this conversation matters

    Ross’s journey mirrors that of so many teachers across the UK: passionate beginnings, relentless workload, the emotional toll of the job, and that growing realisation that the system doesn’t always support the people holding it together.

    In this conversation, we don’t shy away from the big stuff:

    • Teacher workload and burnout
    • The wellbeing crisis in education
    • What actually helps teachers (and what definitely doesn’t)
    • Why schools need honesty, not just another initiative
    • How Teacher Toolkit became a space teachers genuinely trust

    It’s not a sales pitch. It’s not buzzwords. It’s one teacher talking to another about the reality of the job — the bits we rarely get time to say out loud.

    Teaching, but human

    One of the things I really valued about this episode was Ross’s openness. There’s no pretending teaching is “fine if you just manage your time better.” There’s an acknowledgment that education is complex, emotional, and often exhausting — and that supporting teachers properly isn’t a luxury, it’s essential.

    That honesty is exactly why Teacher Toolkit resonates with so many educators. It doesn’t talk at teachers — it talks with them.

    🎧 Listen to the episode

    👉 Podcast link:

    Make it Make SENDs #5 : Music and Inclusivity – is it even possible? with Kate Campbell-Green Detention Diaries

    Music, Inclusion, and Empowerment with Kate Campbell GreenJoin us in this insightful episode as Kate Campbell Green shares her journey through music education, inclusion, and advocacy. We explore how music can be a powerful tool for social change, personal growth, and transforming educational spaces. Discover practical strategies to make music truly inclusive and inspiring at all levels.Timestamps:00:00 – Welcome and introduction to Kate Campbell Green's journey 02:23 – Setting the tone: Covid, new year, and purpose of the Make It Make Sense podcast 03:03 – Why understanding my autistic daughter enhances my work in education 04:00 – The broad role of music services in schools and misconceptions 05:38 – How music education addresses disengagement and fosters belonging 06:36 – The significance of authentic venues like Stoller Hall and Band on the Wall 09:02 – Early musical influences and pathways from DJing to education 10:33 – Growing up autistic and ADHD: challenges and the role of music as sanctuary 13:13 – The power of creative process and improvisation in music learning 16:04 – Deep dive into inclusive music education: frameworks and mental models 18:19 – The four Rs of inclusion: rapport, resilience, representation, reflection 22:21 – The culture of music departments as safe spaces 23:02 – Is education truly inclusive? Challenges and personal reflections 25:26 – Insights from Dr. Shelley Moore on inclusive practices worldwide 28:41 – The pitfalls of segregation versus genuine inclusion 31:23 – The physiological and neurological impact of music on neurodiverse learners 33:45 – How improvisation and creative frameworks foster belonging 36:43 – Building trust and relationships in disengaged learners 38:07 – The emotional weight and reward of nurturing young people through music 43:21 – The impact of engagement in real-world performance venues 48:39 – How Tameside Music Service creates opportunities for all young people 55:18 – The significance of spaces like Stoller Hall for young performers 62:37 – The role of PGCEI and professional development in advancing inclusive practice 66:35 – Practical tips for teachers: mindset, respect, and embracing complexity 68:37 – The leaky pipeline: strategies to support long-term musical journeys 75:44 – Envisioning the future: joined-up pathways and careers in music 76:54 – The need for holistic, continuous music learning from cradle to career 79:55 – Why creativity and improvisation are skills machines can't replicate 80:48 – Reflection: the people behind music education give us hope 81:16 – If policy makers listened: Just give us the money & trust educators 82:23 – Balancing life and work: personal anecdotes from Kate 86:31 – What's next: new projects, stewardship, and supporting local music ecosystemsSupport the showEnjoyed the episode? Then it’s time to join the class.👉 Head to http://www.detentiondiaries.comto read the blog, sign up for the newsletter, and join our online staffroom community.Because education doesn’t end at the classroom door — and neither does the conversation.Support the showEnjoyed the episode? Then it’s time to join the class. 👉 Head to http://www.detentiondiaries.com to read the blog, sign up for the newsletter, and join our online staffroom community. Because education doesn’t end at the classroom door — and neither does the conversation.
    1. Make it Make SENDs #5 : Music and Inclusivity – is it even possible? with Kate Campbell-Green
    2. Detention Diaries #5 – Redefining Masculinity: What does it really mean to be a man?
    3. Detention Diaries #4 What Teachers Really Need: Ross McGill on Workload, Wellbeing & the Future of Schools
    4. Make it Make SENDS #4 – Aiming for the Edges with Dr Shelley Moore. How inclusion REALLY works!
    5. Make it Make SENDs #3 – Talking About Talking: Jane Harris on Fixing the Speech and Language Crisis

    Whether you’re a classroom teacher, middle leader, senior leader, or someone who’s stepped away from teaching but still cares deeply about education — this one’s for you.

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    If this episode resonates — and I suspect it will — don’t just listen and move on.

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    Because teaching is hard enough. We might as well talk about it — honestly.

  • Ban the Phones, Save the Children (Apparently)

    So here we are again.
    Another headline.
    Another moral panic.
    Another attempt to fix a deeply complicated problem with a blanket ban.

    This time, it’s phones.

    Now — before anyone starts sharpening pitchforks — let me say this clearly:
    Young people are in an attention crisis.
    That part isn’t up for debate.

    But I can’t shake the feeling that once again, we’re demonising technology in a world where technology is not just around us — it is us.

    And banning it outright feels a bit like banning spoons because some people eat too fast.


    I Was the “Tech One” in the Family

    I’ve always been the one who gets shouted downstairs to fix the TV.

    “Why’s Netflix gone?”
    “The Wi-Fi’s broken.”
    “The remote’s not working.”
    “The screen’s gone funny.”

    I don’t actually know more than anyone else — I just grew up pressing buttons until things worked.

    And I like that role.
    It gives me a sense of purpose.
    Especially when I’m not particularly good at much else.

    I grew up with technology.

    Not the sleek, shiny version we have now — but the grindy, noisy, temperamental stuff.

    I came of age just after:

    • The dotcom bubble
    • The Millennium Bug
    • All the tinfoil-hat predictions that civilisation would end at midnight

    I lived through:

    • Dial-up internet
    • File sharing (Kazaa — still the greatest thing the internet ever produced)
    • Game Boys
    • Consoles
    • Online gaming before it was socially acceptable

    And somehow…
    My eyes didn’t turn square.
    Robots didn’t take over.
    And my brain hasn’t fully rotted despite years of shoot-’em-ups.


    But It Was Different. And We Know It Was.

    Here’s where the argument gets interesting.

    When we grew up:

    • Social media was MySpace
    • Messaging was MSN (shout out to the MSN Messenger crew)
    • Videos didn’t autoplay
    • Algorithms didn’t exist
    • And it took 34 minutes for a grainy picture of Russian tennis players to load

    There were no short-form videos engineered to hijack your attention.
    No infinite scroll.
    No dopamine slot machine in your pocket.

    You had time to get bored.
    And boredom did something useful.

    Today?
    You can sit on your sofa and:

    • Order food
    • Message strangers
    • Watch endless clips
    • Doomscroll yourself into oblivion

    All without standing up.

    So yes — it’s no wonder we have an attention crisis.


    So Where Do Phones Fit In?

    This is the bit no one seems comfortable talking about.

    Because it’s easier to say “ban them” than admit this is complicated.

    Phones are:

    • A safeguarding issue
    • A distraction
    • A social minefield

    But they’re also:

    • Tools
    • Lifelines
    • How the modern world works

    We survived and thrived with technology.
    So the question isn’t “Can young people handle it?”

    It’s:
    Have we taught them how?

    Or have we just handed them the keys and then acted shocked when they crashed?


    A Ban From Whitehall Should Ring Alarm Bells

    Here’s where I get uneasy.

    A blanket ban on phones coming from Whitehall feels… off.

    Who are we to decide that young people shouldn’t have access to the tools that define their world?

    Especially when:

    • Adults use phones constantly
    • Schools increasingly rely on technology
    • Society expects digital fluency

    Could phones be a force for good?
    Could they be used responsibly?
    Could we teach boundaries, ethics, balance?

    Or have we reached the point where social media and instant messaging are so deeply embedded in young people’s psyche that it genuinely needs to be ripped out — cold turkey?

    I don’t know.

    And anyone who says they definitely know is lying.


    The Magical Thinking Bit

    Of course, there’s a part of this debate that’s… aspirational.

    Maybe banning phones will:

    • Fix behaviour
    • Improve attendance
    • Sort punctuality
    • Re-engage parents
    • Reduce teacher workload
    • Restore order
    • Heal society

    Maybe.

    But it also feels suspiciously like we’re pinning a lot on one small rectangle of glass.

    Phones didn’t cause every problem in education.
    They just made the cracks more visible.


    Final Thought

    This isn’t a defence of phones.
    And it’s not a rejection of boundaries.

    It’s a plea for nuance.

    Technology isn’t going away.
    Young people aren’t going back.
    And banning things without teaching replacement skills rarely works.

    Maybe the answer isn’t ban or no ban.

    Maybe the answer is:

    • Education
    • Digital literacy
    • Modelling balance
    • And accepting that this is messy

    I could be wrong.

    Maybe banning phones will fix everything.

    But if it does…
    I’ll eat my Game Boy.

  • RISE and Shine (Apparently): Or How to Spend £1.5m on Pedagogical Flatulence

    I’ll be honest — I’m a bit flabbergasted.

    Not shocked.
    Not surprised.
    Just that very specific educational emotion where you stare into the middle distance and think, “Have we learned absolutely nothing?”

    Enter RISE.

    Our Bridget — Bridget Phillipson — has explained that:

    “The universal RISE programme is being promoted as an optional offer available to all schools. Targeted RISE, on the other hand, involves direct intervention in schools judged to need significant improvement.”

    Now… call me cynical, but that second bit sounds remarkably familiar.

    You know.
    Judgements.
    Labels.
    Categories.
    The same pressure cooker that led to a school leader taking their own life.

    But sure — let’s crack on like that never happened.


    Judgement, But Softer. Probably.

    We are knee-deep in a new Ofsted framework.

    Schools are spinning.
    Leaders are chasing their tails.
    Staff are trying to decode guidance documents written in that special brand of bureaucratic English that means everything and nothing at the same time.

    And just as everyone’s about to collapse into a puddle of laminated policies…

    Surprise!
    Here’s another thing to think about.

    Another initiative.
    Another acronym.
    Another “supportive offer” that still hinges on judgement.

    Because at the heart of all of this — despite the rebrand, the softer language, the pastel colour scheme — we’re still being reduced to a few words.

    Words that attempt to summarise a complex, nuanced, un-generalisable place called a school.

    It’s like reviewing a Michelin-star restaurant by saying:

    “Food happened.”


    Optional… But Meaningless

    Here’s my favourite bit:

    “It is understood that the DfE does not expect schools to engage with universal RISE and will not follow up with those that choose not to take part.”

    Right.

    So let me get this straight.

    • It’s optional
    • No one will check
    • No one will follow up
    • No one will measure engagement

    Which begs the obvious question:

    What’s the fucking point?

    That’s not an improvement strategy.
    That’s a suggestion box with vibes.


    All Fart, No Shit

    And then this absolute gem:

    “The DfE also said that it will not be able to fully quantify how many schools are engaging with universal RISE, particularly where support takes place informally between schools and trusts through local networks.”

    Ah yes.
    The classic “trust us, it’s happening somewhere” approach.

    All fart.
    No shit.

    Nothing says robust national improvement strategy like “we assume some people are having chats.”


    £1.5 Million Well Spent (LOL)

    Now for the headline number:

    “The DfE has committed around £1.5m this financial year to support universal RISE activity across the country.”

    Amazing.

    That works out at roughly £2.44 per teacher.

    £2.44.

    What can we do with that?

    • Half a coffee
    • A packet of Smarties
    • Or — and hear me out — a Greggs sausage roll

    Which honestly might be the most effective professional development many of us get all year.

    Maybe that’s the vision.

    We all sit around with a lukewarm sausage roll, talking about pedagogy, knowing full well:

    • No one will check
    • No one will record it
    • No one will evaluate it
    • And no one will care

    But it sounds supportive.

    RISE, indeed.


    The Bigger Problem

    The most frustrating part isn’t even RISE itself.

    It’s the opportunity cost.

    Because £1.5m — while laughable at scale — could still be used for things that actually matter, like:

    • Proper SEND support
    • Mental health provision
    • Reduced workload
    • Funded release time
    • Specialist training that lasts longer than an afternoon

    Instead, we get a half-baked “improvement opportunity” that exists mostly on paper.

    A policy designed to be seen, not felt.


    Final Thought

    RISE feels like education policy by PowerPoint.

    Well-intentioned.
    Softly worded.
    Entirely disconnected from reality.

    If we’re serious about improvement, then we need:

    • Investment, not initiatives
    • Trust, not judgement in disguise
    • Support that actually lands in classrooms

    Until then, I’ll be at Greggs, sausage roll in hand, rising absolutely nowhere.

    But at least it’s warm.

  • Mr Holloway, Episode Three: Thirsty Thursdays

    This week sees the release of the third documentary-style vlog following secondary school teacher Mr Gareth Holloway.

    In previous episodes, we observed Gareth navigating the routines of school life — lessons, expectations, meetings, and the slow accumulation of pressure that comes with the job. Episode three shifts the focus beyond the school gates.

    Filmed over the course of a Thursday evening, this instalment follows Gareth during an ongoing performance improvement plan. Outstanding marking remains unfinished. Professional targets remain unmet. The working day ends — but the weight of it does not.

    Rather than continuing with school-related tasks, Gareth spends the evening in town. The film documents what happens next without commentary, interviews, or explanation. The camera simply stays with him.

    This episode is quieter than the previous two. There is no clear narrative arc, no resolution, and no message spelled out for the viewer. Instead, it presents a familiar pattern: fatigue, avoidance, routine, and brief moments of relief.

    It is not a film about rebellion.
    It is not a film about failure.

    It is a record of how one teacher spends an evening when the pressure does not switch off.

    You can watch Episode Three of the Mr Holloway documentary series here:


    👉 https://youtu.be/jYd3ND2tm2Q

    As always, Detention Diaries exists to document the realities of education as they are lived, not as they are described in policies or presentations. If this episode feels familiar, that is not accidental.

    More to follow.

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